The government can kidnap you under the homeland security act.

Dec 05, 2017

captioned-miscellaneous-videos:

mamasynth:

how-to-be-a-sad-bitch:

Omg I’m dead rn this video just killed me

…wow what the fuck.

Weatherman: “…Daytona Beach all the way up to Jacksonville. This moves 20 miles to the west, and you and everyone you know are dead. All of you. Because you can’t survive it. It’s not possible unless you’re very, very lucky. And your kids die too.”

(via tetriscat)

May 24, 2017

honeyangelbaby:

nineteencigarettes:

1. Fiona Apple, Left Alone
2. Miranda July, It Chooses You
3. Jean Rhys, Good Morning Midnight
4. Alice Munro, Lives of Girls and Women
5. Cat Power, No Sense
6. Elena Ferrante, The Story of a New Name
7. Jean Rhys, Wide Sargasso Sea
8. Julia Holter, Have You In My Wilderness
9. Virginia Woolf, To the Lighthouse
10. Alice Munro, Lives of Girls and Women

i wanna scream! bless these women

(via dontreeeadthis)

Aug 17, 2016

Patches deserves something nice this year. #happybirthdaypatches #catmitzvah

Oct 22, 2015